You may have a life, but we DON'T!. So here you'll find all the dumb, funny, offensive, and educational essentials for life we stumble upon while doing research. (goofing off at work)

Kanye West's Moms 911 call.
Part 1 of the 911.
Part 2 of the 911.

Jessica Simpson looking "see through".
Does she own a bra?

Predict Amy Winehouse's death.
Wanna win an Ipod touch?

Britney's New Music Video "Piece of Me."
Check the crazy b!tch here.

The Mitchell report was released.
Here's the list of MLB cheaters.

Speed Racer Trailer.
This is a wild trailer.

It's the ILog.
For those computer geeks out there.

Make yourself look and dance like an elf.
Here's The Playhouse as elves.

Warren G. Whitelightning Krispy Kreme truck jacking.
Krispy Kreme's are good, but not that good.

The gas pices jump $.30 in one day?
RIPOFF!

Hairball's are yummy!
This is a mental illness?

He caught her cheating on the WII.
The dude was a bowler?

Bill targets Hannah Montana ticket scalpers.
Of course he has 2 daughters.

Miley wants a man!
Hannah Montana is now on the market!

School requires students to have phones with GPS.
$420 more tuition?

Usher ft. Ludacris: "Dat Girl Right There"
I LOVE it!

Want to lose that baby weight? Get some sleep.
Guys, Your screwed now.

How to Hack the Holidays and Score the Best Deals Online.
Check this out!.

W.A.T.C.H.'s has released its annual "10 Worst Toys".
The list represents toys with the potential
to cause childhood injuries, or even death.

10 Black Friday Secrets Retailers Don't Want You to Know.
Read this before going out.

Where you a patient of Dr Stokes?
Call 616-632-7260 with any questions.
Check here for more info.

Celebrity sex scene game.
I wanna play.

20% of students say they'd give up their right to vote for an ipod touch.
One word, Retarded.

Should illegals drive?
English.

Hormones made missing wife ask for divorce.
Whatever

Crazy doctor right here in Grand Rapids.
I hope you didn't go to him.

OJ's going to trial.
About time.

Dad rapes daughters with dog collars.
Lets hang him.

Cows flee McDonalds
Those are smart cows.

Lowes apology for "family" tree.
What?