Jan102008

Thursday 01-10-08


Plastic surgery 
Puddin is back from his rehab vacation. He looks different and we wanted to know what was different about him. Apparently its from getting a lot of sleep but Internio seems to think he got botox. It then lead to them discussing whether or not some day cankles will be cool.

Stealing Napkins
While Puddin was on vacation he went to a fast food restaurant. While he was there he noticed that his buddy took a bunch of napkins and was VERY upset about it. He says its stealing, but no one else agrees with him. B-Side and Puddin then get in a very heated debate on whether or not its actually stealing.

Hes still married
We got an email from a girl who said that her boyfriend recently purposed to her, but when he did he revealed that he is technically still married to his ex. They aren't together but according to the law they are. Puddin and B-Side seem to think that she should end it all together with him. Internio who obviously is the worst person to get relationship advice, says that its really not that big of a deal.

 
B-Sides diet
B-Side and Internio are trying to lose weight, but B-Side has turned into a nut about it. He counts calories in APPLES. We made fun of him all morning and then Puddin decided to by and ass load of fast food to make him hungry. He was PISSED.


Puddins happy ending
Puddin told us a story today about how he was getting a massage on his vacation. While he was getting a massage she did a little extra. He didn't ask for it and said that the place was professional. He wanted to know if this happened a lot. We got a call from a massage therapist who said that never happens. Some how we talked her into giving Internio a massage tomorrow.
Dec212007

Thursday 12-20-07


Groping chicken
We read a story the other day about a old lady who was arrested for groping a mall Santa. We decided to re-enact this with Kegan and Internio. We had them both grab each others package. The one who let go first lost and had to try and finish a carton of egg nog.
He has a different name
We got an email from a girl who said that a guy she has been dating for a year. She said she just found out he has been using a different name. She wanted to know what she should do. We basically got advice telling her to move on if he's lying about that what else do you think he is lying about.

Roommate stole my scent
Puddins roommate exchanged gifts the other night. He found out that his roommates girlfriend bought the exact same cologne as he has. The only reason she knew what to get is because she went through his bathroom. Apparently a lot of people have there own scents and want to keep it a secret.

I'm laid off
We got an email from a guy who said that he just got laid off. He said his girl had no idea and he didn't know if he should tell her or wait until after the holidays. Internio says wait, but he obviously isn't the one to be answering relationship advice.

Joe Francis
We finally talked to Joe Francis today and we asked one question. Do you believe in karma? He didn't  like that to much and hung up on us.
Dec192007

Wednesday 12-19-07


Internio stand up
So Internio is doing amateur night at the comedy club tomorrow night. He is very nervous so we wanted to see what he is working with to see if it will be any good. We had people call in as he was telling jokes and critique him. It actually went a lot better then what we thought it was going to be. Good luck buddy.

Neighbors email
We got an email from a girl that said her neighbor is telling her landlord lies about her. She said she needs to either move out or get revenge. She wanted to know what the best idea would be.

B-Side pissed
We mess with each other a lot but lately B-Side has been getting very upset. We tried to to dig and find out what the problem was. He wouldn't answer us, he definitely needs a Christmas break.

Joe Francis
We were supposed to talk to Joe Francis from jail today,but apparently the jail is on lock down. So we actually talked to his assistant and found out all the dirt on the current charges that are against him. We also set up another date that we will actually talk to him.

Sitting while peeing
We read a story that said 2 out of 5 Japanese males sit down while they pee. We wanted to know how many guys actually did this. There are a lot of guys out there who really do this. We had no idea it was such a big deal.